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looking for new home for 2 albino rabbits all white with pink eyes asking 85 dollars for both must go together sisters 1 yr old lovable love being held and loved on will need your own cage comes with water bottle food dish food and timothy hay and some litter to start u off used to being in cage and let loose for play they do not chew or try to chew stuff lovable lil sisters call 235 1419 for more details ty

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Fiction:
Buttered Rabbit Stew

I can't really think of anything to confess about when I need to most, I guess. Going to church isn't really a part of my usual schedule, y'know. Well, okay, I had a friend with two very delicious rabbits once. You see, my friend had "2 albino rabbits all white with pink eyes", and she wanted to sell them. It was a piece of work talking together. Maybe it was the keyboard or something, but my friend's spelling was a piece of garbage, and the syntax sucked. Well, anyways, it wasn't as high-quality as a restaurant or anything, but they were "1 yr old", and so I thought maybe they would taste like veal or something, like how cows taste better when they're young and have been confined in a box all their lives. I'm not sure why, but that's what I've been told. The only downside was that the two rabbits were to cost a total of "85 dollars" and had to go "together", as if the buyer were to keep them as a pet or something. Well, I figured I had some extra butter in the fridge that wouldn't be tasty by itself, so in the end I bought some rabbits and learned how to cook. It's not much of a confession, but I think it's a pretty cool story. Oh, and if you need somebody to cook meals for a religious gathering, I cook up a pretty delicious buttered rabbit stew.