Thursday, September 29, 2011

126-Perfect World

There would be a towering island of dirt and stone, and it would glow in a golden fashion, and it would house all sorts of biomes from densely forested lands to golden-green meadows, and it would have cats, lots of cats, and they would deep fry each other for food because they are made of sugar and jelly beans, and so therefore they must eat deep fried jelly beans for their natural source of nutrients that are, of course, sugar and fat, which are the two healthiest things aside from all the other things that one can elect to eat which are much, much healthier than sugar and fat, but these cats will be in perfect shape because they will have godly metabolism and will be very agile and strong so that they can inhabit the place and make splendid palaces and decorate the island with wonders and saturate it with technology that is far superior to any other nations', and then all the cats will disappear, just like the Mayans, because that always happens in the movies and, if the writers know anything at all about what they're doing, there will be a good reason for making all of the characters of this utopia disappear, I'm sure.

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