Color of Rainbows- Color without the Color

It is the color of rainbows,
the color of ends
that are happy and bright
and cheerful.

It is the color of dew
after light passes through,
illuminating the color of nothing
into a million pieces of light.

It is saturated with
feelings of all sorts of
anger, of grief,
of joy, of relief,

and it always changes,
every day. It changes, into
whatever we feel,
and it oscillates its bright colors, every day

we feel,
or live,
or see,
or breathe.

and it is the color of cats,
or unicorns,
or cats that are deep fried, perhaps,
because it is

the
color
of
rainbows.

126-Perfect World

There would be a towering island of dirt and stone, and it would glow in a golden fashion, and it would house all sorts of biomes from densely forested lands to golden-green meadows, and it would have cats, lots of cats, and they would deep fry each other for food because they are made of sugar and jelly beans, and so therefore they must eat deep fried jelly beans for their natural source of nutrients that are, of course, sugar and fat, which are the two healthiest things aside from all the other things that one can elect to eat which are much, much healthier than sugar and fat, but these cats will be in perfect shape because they will have godly metabolism and will be very agile and strong so that they can inhabit the place and make splendid palaces and decorate the island with wonders and saturate it with technology that is far superior to any other nations', and then all the cats will disappear, just like the Mayans, because that always happens in the movies and, if the writers know anything at all about what they're doing, there will be a good reason for making all of the characters of this utopia disappear, I'm sure.

-Leonardo da Vinci

This is a picture of cats. There are a lot of cats in this picture. They are very fluffy and fat and cat-like. They are also a calm and leisurely shade of orange. They are very 3 dimensional, and graceful. I want a cat, except I'm allergic to cats and they are a pain to take care of, because they only look lazy in nature, but they have claws to make up for that. They have nine lives, which makes them fun to throw around the house, but that destroys the furniture too, so my parents wouldn't let me do that. That's why I don't have cats. But I draw cats too, and they are also fluffy, but they are not fat and 3 dimensional and realistic. They are like cartoons, because I am lazy, like a cat, so I can't draw realistically, and thus my cats are simple and flat, which makes them easier to work with and easier to throw around the page. So it's not so bad.

Haste Does Not Bring Success

When I actually think about it, and that is to say that I have really just started to sincerely think today- although that may be a lie- because it is very difficult to think with a cold, it feels really cliché, which is very expected of a fortune from a fortune cookie, and very typical, but it reminds me somehow of the arguably revolutionary works of William Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet (in the scene where the friar is hastily, and ironically, rushing Romeo on with his wedding with Juliet while lecturing him on the importance of thinking slowly and steadily, which is very different from what I normally think about, such as cats, but it makes for a good sentence.121

O, O, What Begins With O?

Once upon a time there was a cat whose name was Odin. Odin was not only a very magical cat, but also a perfect way to start off the beginning of sentences that needed starting off by using the letter O. Odin was a convenient cat. Orange was he, as well. Ousted from his childhood home at an early age, that one place with the indigenous language of catalan, he became an apprentice to a magical owl. Outrageous was this particular owl's personality, for he ate rainbows every day and befriended every single mice he met. Odin met him quite out of the blue as well, for Odin did not want to learn magic, but wanted to fly instead, until the owl told him of the fact that magic could make him fly. "Okey dokey lokey" said Odin, upon hearing said information regarding said result of magic on said dream of flying. Ominously, as soon as Odin began to cast the magic spell of rainbows that the owl had taught him, all of the birds in the sky fell. Owl said that that was probably nothing, so Odin continued on. Onwards he went, and suddenly, he grew a pair of wings and flew over all of the magical land of Equestria. One last sentence.

All Purpose Cats

Cats are
perfect hand-picked pets.

Cats make for
fluffy pillows,

cool evanescence,
like the wind.
They come and
go with ease.

perfect
hand-picked pets.

Cats make for
good thought.

They can be
thrown off trees,
or couches,
and then, one
can ask oneself: 'how
is it possible for
such a cat
to land, with such
elegance,
on its feet, still?'

Cats are
truly perfect
hand-picked pets.

They are an inspiration when
they are not a meal.
Deep fried, or extra
rare. Carcass dancing
across spice and
sands of salt.

Being the
perfect hand-picked pets
that they are,

the slender beings
of shadow disappear,
with still more lives
to go. Even in death.

Did I mention,
they also make
for great pets?

Because they do.

Perfect hand-picked pets.

10 Things (Devoid Of Artificially Flavored Cats)

1. I learned how to draw something that greatly resembles the face of a cat. I perfected it while studying health in my health class over the summer. Also I didn't do very well in my over the summer health class this summer.

2. I'm allergic to cats. Also I don't eat many deep fried foods.
3. I like art, but not modern art because modern art is stupid makes no sense. I know this because this summer I went to many museums in Europe, especially in Paris, and almost all of the modern art museums were really boring. The other museums hadn't any better pieces either, but at least they looked nice on the outside. I usually draw in pencil, which is why my favorite colors are gray and rainbows.

4. I like computer programming and coding and videogames. I hope that I can finish learning how to program sometime in the future.

5. I like Pocky even though I've only ever eaten 1 pack, but it just has that reputation for being a really awesome food. It's really expensive no matter which asian supermarket I visit.

6. PCs are the best, and not only compared to Mac either.

7. Last summer I also took a college course on creative writing *irony*, which is where most of my reading came from. Otherwise I only ever read manga and Japanese stuff.

8. I am bad at math.

J. I visit China sometimes, because that's where my relatives live.

10. I really like being the antithesis. Oddly enough, I used to pronounce antithesis wrong.

Books I read in the Summer of 2011

The Cloud Corporation by Timothy Donnelly
Fort Red Border by Kiki Petrosino
Oblivion by David Foster Wallace
Chapters 9, 10, and 11 of the AP European History textbook
Lucky Star by Kagami Yoshimizu